Learned from Kristie

Every day brings us a new chance to learn something from or about each other. This part of the site attempts to recount some of the things we've learned.

• The "illness" I always get on returning from Winter Camp is known as "Winter Camp Fever" whether I was sick before going to camp or not.
• Being stabbed in the ear with a fork is both painful and appropriate if you add something stupid which Kristie has said to the quotes section of our website.
• If you're having trouble getting to sleep, don't count sheep! Instead, try rocking, then wiggle toes and if that fails, jiggle your feet! It really doesn't matter if your husband is trying to sleep.
• It is acceptable, even expected, that you yell "Roofers" at the top of your lungs anytime you see them.
• Passwords work.
• Apparently I missed attending "tendon school" where they'd have taught me many things about hurting people.
• You can run the sprinkler and put clothes on the line at the same time.
• There is a list.
• A kick is harder than a nudge which is harder than a tap. Doing any of them to Snuggles is unacceptable.
• Kristie likes that there are some things I don't understand.
• The proper name for men's underwear is "man-panties".
• I don't know how to sleep properly - apparently the bed must be completely made, then you can get in it. Also, the covers should remain completely square in relationship to the bed.
• Wrongside to means inside out.
• Wobberjibby means crooked or cock-eyed.

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